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2022 Holiday

Holiday Story: Shining Stars in Space Revealed to Be Feline Companions

Category Is: Dark Skies

It started at the Swig. No—it started before then. In January of 2022 I read the book called In the Quick by Kate Hope Day. The cover took my breath away. I don’t know why the concept of a woman astronaut had never struck me before, but this novel captivated me and the cover art remained with me.

“Informally, as by astronauts: the final minutes of life before total oxygen deprivation: in the quick.”

— Kate Hope Day

Then it was about the Swig. My sister (no, not that one—the other one) became obsessed with Swig. When she was in town we went every day for a week. There was a sticker on the window.

Sticker from Swig. (My fave drink from their is either the Beach Babe or the Guava Have It in case you were wondering.

The thing about astronauts is that they live amongst the stars. So many holiday card depictions show earthlings sitting below the stars or the one newest star. It’s a lovely visual of an astronomical trope—that peace and guidance come from the stars (in more than one culture).

And our daily lives center on a civilization in the quick. I couldn’t help thinking about a holiday message of peace contrasted with the war in Ukraine, which started in February 2022.

Bring these elements together, and they could tell multiple stories depending on your reference point. Are we cold and dying? Are we experiencing rebirth? Are we surrounded by promises of peace? Has our form of religion brought us peace? When we look at the night sky, what do we see?

Ring Out Wild Bells

Since most of my holiday stories tie back in to music, I also kept referencing the Tennyson poem, set to music, and such a hauntingly lovely celebration of letting go of the old and welcoming in the new. Find all the verses to this lovely poem.

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Ring out old shapes of foul disease;
Ring out the narrowing lust of gold;
Ring out the thousand wars of old,
Ring in the thousand years of peace.

—Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Because I use humor to deal with most situations, I thought this story might say something visually like “…the year is dying; we are in the quick. But here lies sparkle and shine and a hope for peace.” And then, since you expected to see us as the astronauts, SURPRISE—it’s peace for cats only.

Card back featuring Ampersand and Apostrophe as the astronauts

The Bedazzling

Yes, to answer what you most want to know, I may have spent 15 hours bedazzling the helmets. (Thanks to Julie for finishing the last three inches when I couldn’t do anymore.) The total time investment was 25 hours in costume production. (Not that I’m obsessed with tracking and data points and all that jazz.)

Top row, l–>r: Sparklies! Helmet just started; both helmets completed. Bottom row, l–>r: Epaulettes, appliques, all sparklies together now.

We ordered two dark blue coveralls and began acquiring sparklies to apply. The plan was to place emphasis on the sparkling things and have the rest of our forms be background.

We couldn’t decide on lighting. I ordered a ridiculous extra-sparkly, made-in-China light and it shone that year for peace. It worked magic.

Sparkly lighting
Weird sparkly lighting from light found online

Then Jaelynn opened one of her photo editing apps and added some enhancements. I opened Photoshop and added another twist to the holiday story—or maybe nothing new for those of you who know that we are just guardians for two strange beings.

Small moments captured on video

The Finale

And then things really spun out of control as I madly collected enough blue and silver sparklies to cover a tree in a space-themed orgasm of maximalism. (Jaelynn even consented later that it looked better than she thought it would.)

2022 Christmas tree hombre’d in blues and silvers with ship and astronaut ornaments
Collage of the holiday 2022 card front and back nestled in the branches of the Christmas tree

And it brought me joy.

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